some crap.

I can't think of a good title.

BUT this is still a good post.


So I have very recently noticed the "stats" button on the top of my settings page.

I know right?! How could I not know about this.? I feel out of the circle of trust

but now I know...and I obsessively check it and see how many people are looking at my blog...and what posts they are looking at....and where they are from...SHOUT out to the people in TURKEY!!! (the next button I make is going to say, I'm huge in Turkey...it can go right next to this one:

anyways...I love somewhat stalking you guys. It's fun to see that people are coming over from your blogs (thanks for that by the way) and it's fun to go over and check you guys out. (does that sound like stalking...it sorta feels like stalking!) I'm just trying to keep it real with my peeps.....

ANYWAYS! I had an Idea! One of many...but this one is not crafty. It involves crafts..but not doing a craft..no hot glue gun is needed..

oh just get on with it kim.....

Okay here's the deets. (details in case you don't pick up what i'm laying down) Sorry...I just watched the office...

oh my gosh it's like pulling teeth...I can never just spit it out!

I am going to reward someone very special...and it may be you. (now when I say special I don't mean eat paste special...)

I am randomly....some day...some time....(this week) going to go to my little stats button..and press it.

then I am going to push the now button

and click traffic sources...

and then I am going to randomly pick one of the 10 blogs that are listed!

and it could be you..

(I'm pointing)

TELL THEM WHAT THEY'LL WIN KIMBO,

you will win an all expense paid trip  oh wait...no.

how about your little button on my sidebar...some free advertising if you will...

oh..and how about I leave it there for 3 months...

terrific.

Pretty great for not doing a darn thing except have my little button or link on your blog.

I just wanted a way to say thank you...to you..and you..and you there in the back.

without you, I would be a crazy women with a hot weapon who writes ridiculous long posts about nothing..

so thank you.

Now if you don't have my button or link on your blog.. you can get a button over here

 <------  (see what I did there..I made an arrow. I'm so clever)

and if you want no part in this...well do nothing. (I am VERY good at that.)

GOOD LUCK!

I'll be watching (weird disturbing laugh.....)