2.21.2011

let's play a game...

called, name the glue gun.

I have some issues with naming inanimate objects (and sometimes renaming animate ones)

in college...my freshmen 30 stomach was named clettis. (no pictures of that thank you very much!)

my sewing machine is named martha (YOU KNOW why.) (love that part in what happens in vegas)

my husband's nickname is captain inappropriate (he KNOWS why)

my car is called the pit...cause when we bought it was the most expensive thing we had ever bought and so we named it money pit.

but my poor little glue gun is nameless...

I have tried thinking of a few...none stick.

phil (for doctor phil) but it's pink..and I have it in my head she is a girl...so it didn't quite feel right. 

so I am putting it in your hands...

name the glue gun.

if I pick your name for my glue gun..

you win...

crap.

apron, keychain, hair stuff...the satisfaction of being awesome....that kind of thing.....
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111 comments:

  1. lotts to doFebruary 21, 2011 at 8:10 AM

    Ms. Hotty

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  2. Michele {The Scrap Shoppe}February 21, 2011 at 8:11 AM

    Rizzo (Head of the Pink Ladies)

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  3. TRoseFebruary 21, 2011 at 8:13 AM

    I Can't Believe It's Glue-da.

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  4. HeatherFebruary 21, 2011 at 8:13 AM

    Calie, short for Caliente :)

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  5. JenniFebruary 21, 2011 at 8:15 AM

    I'm thinking Rhonda maybe like the Beach Boys song "Help me Rhonda"? I dunno just looks like a Rhonda

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2011 at 8:15 AM

    She-Ra...princess of power!

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  7. Brooke Anna @ Mommy Does...February 21, 2011 at 8:16 AM

    I vote Bessie!
    It can be a nickname or a play on Elizbeth.
    I like it because it is an unusual name this day in age, and it really does have a history.
    Bessie Love was a Silent Film and sound actress born in Texas by the name of Jaunita Horton.
    Another pretty cool person with the name Bessie is
    Bessie Smith who was known as The Empress of the Blues. She contributed greatly to the blues and jazz alike.
    Plus its a sweet, reliable name. And those are the rasons I like it. History behind the gun ;D

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  8. Cassie BustamanteFebruary 21, 2011 at 8:18 AM

    how bout hot stuff.... for obvious reasons. you are hot. so is the glue gun.

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  9. KristiFebruary 21, 2011 at 8:19 AM

    Lucy is the only thing that came to mind..not sure why????

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  10. BrandyFebruary 21, 2011 at 8:19 AM

    Priscilla.

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  11. KristyFebruary 21, 2011 at 8:21 AM

    Princess Sticky Fingers! :) that's what I always get when I use mine!

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2011 at 8:24 AM

    How about 'Molly' from 'Pretty in Pink' - I know her character name wasn't Molly but I liked that name the best! :)

    You are hilarious...just sayin! I love following your blog because I always smile, no matter the mood/'tude!!! :) Have a good day!

    ~Niki

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  13. Erica {B is for Boy}February 21, 2011 at 8:27 AM

    You are too funny! How about the Pink Panther!

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  14. AprilFebruary 21, 2011 at 8:37 AM

    Petunia! I'm glad to know I'm not the only one to name things! My vintage orange suitcase is Ethel and my new camera is Betty!

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  15. ** Adrian **February 21, 2011 at 8:40 AM

    I think LOLA would be perfect... "whatever Lola wants, Lola gets" kinda fits!!! You always make your magic happen with your glue gun!!

    johnson.adrian1@gmail.com

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  16. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2011 at 8:42 AM

    Florence? Or maybe Jane. Something simple, sturdy and useful.

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  17. SarahFebruary 21, 2011 at 8:49 AM

    How about Philomena? Its the girlie version of Phil. Or Priscilla? So fun!

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  18. Laura @ Laura's Crafty LifeFebruary 21, 2011 at 8:49 AM

    Gluey Louey

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  19. Amie {Kitty Cats and Airplanes}February 21, 2011 at 8:52 AM

    Cupcake.

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  20. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2011 at 8:56 AM

    Defnitiely Pinkilicious!
    or maybe Lotty - for some reason Lotty really tickles my fancy.
    or speaking of fancy ... maybe fancy nancy.

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  21. UnknownFebruary 21, 2011 at 8:56 AM

    How about Florence - for Florence Nightengale? Because, you know, she CURED things. She was always HELPING OUT and she FIXED STUFF that was broken.
    You could call her Flo for short. And that's funny cuz the glue just FLOWS right out... haha! (Was that a stretch?) She looks like a cute little flo, doesn't she?

    And by the way, my daughter's in utero nickname was Cletus, too. (You know, Cletus the Fetus?) So basically your belly and my belly were BOTH cletus. How's that for serendipitous?

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  22. AmberFebruary 21, 2011 at 8:58 AM

    I'm going with Jules . . . Cause I love CT!

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  23. UnknownFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:00 AM

    Ethel? As in the type of glue sticks most often used in glue guns (Ethylene-vinyl acetate) information courtesy of "Hot-Melt Adhesive" wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_melt_adhesive

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  24. UnknownFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:00 AM

    You could also spell that Ethyl I gues to be more spot on?

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  25. james and bessFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:07 AM

    how about rosie? as in 'the riveter?' as in 'we can do it!' :)

    bess

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  26. LindsayFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:10 AM

    I was thinking along the lines of Burnette or Burnetta for all the burns our sweet little fingers get when we use it. Good luck

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  27. Lee AnnFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:12 AM

    oooh how about Li'l Kim. well because she is small, hot and awesome ;) lol x

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  28. CoreyFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:14 AM

    OMG I name things too. There's Godfreed Gut (My ever growing beer belly), Bradley (my car), and Booger (my bf). Anyways, I was going to say Petunia, but then I saw that April had already said it.

    I mean if two people thinks she looks like a Petunia, she's probably a Petunia. HAHA

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  29. StaceyFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:14 AM

    I like Doris. Doesn't that just make you think of some sweet old lady that is making you hot chocolate from scratch with extra whip cream, also from scratch, while she lets you dig through her crafting supplies and make anything you want to fill up the little crafting hole in your heart? Doris can fix anything. Doris can do anything. Because Doris, my dear, is a glue gun.

    :)

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  30. La-Dee-da crafterFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:16 AM

    I love the musical Wicked, so how about Glinda the good glue gun. Ha ha so fun!!!! I love that you named your car too. I always have and they have all been girls. :)
    ladeedacreations.com

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  31. LindsFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:20 AM

    Thumbelina

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  32. sayer13February 21, 2011 at 9:22 AM

    I would put your hot pink glue gun up against Cinderella's glass slipper any day..therefore, I would go with Pinkerella.

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  33. JaimeFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:24 AM

    How about Lady glu glu.

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  34. MargaretFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:25 AM

    I didn't read through everyone's post so not sure if anyone has thought of it yet but what came to mind was "Miss Fix It"

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  35. Mrs BishopFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:27 AM

    She is pink- name her Sandra Dee! I think it's funny someone already said Rizzo! lol

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  36. the princessFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    hmmmm ... i name things too! my dh thinks i'm nuts. but he can suck it. ;)

    june ... i think she's a june!

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  37. elizabethFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:34 AM

    Hottie McGee. I like to add McGee to everything. For example, my freshman 30 stomach was called fatty McGee.

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  38. LibbyFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:34 AM

    Do you use it??? It is soo clean! Mine is covered with glue hunks.

    Name: Mikey...Mike Holmes (Canadian) is our resident fixer. It can be for either boy or girl. You're modern!

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  39. Bonnie B.February 21, 2011 at 9:43 AM

    I vote "Bonnie"...because I've always dreamt of having a glue gun named after me. Really.

    Or Gluey McGluerton.

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  40. Mandi@TidbitsfromtheTremaynesFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:55 AM

    Jezebel. Yeah. .. Jezebel. Obviously, being pink, it's a she. But she's got a wild side, she's sassy. Jezebel.

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  41. UnknownFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:55 AM

    I have to do it. I just have to. Her name should be...Pinkie! Duh!

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  42. Vanessa@Lovin-LifeFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:55 AM

    I thinnk it looks like a Vicki.... Not sure why. Just the fist name that popped into my head.

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  43. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:57 AM

    She looks like a Norma to me.

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  44. aimeeFebruary 21, 2011 at 10:01 AM

    Gloria or Ginger. In my house we name all of our cars and the name has to start with the letter of the type of car :)

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  45. mustangkaylaFebruary 21, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    Liz...not sure why, just thinks its cute...

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  46. James and MonicaFebruary 21, 2011 at 10:14 AM

    It's gotta be Barbie!
    She's girlie. She's got a perfect body. Everybody wants to be her best friend. :D

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  47. Miyuki@With These HandsFebruary 21, 2011 at 10:19 AM

    I think she looks like "Sophie". not sure if its a curse but my husband's family can only produce male and finally after 21years of boys being born, my brother in-law finally was able to produce a girl they named her "Sophie" and she is always in Pink.

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  48. UnknownFebruary 21, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    I like Hot Stuff, she simply oooooozes that hot stuff.

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  49. JhennaFebruary 21, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    Strawberry Shortcake. Just looked at your glue gun and thought of that name :) Hope you find a good name for her :) There are so many great suggestions!

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  50. twigletqueenFebruary 21, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    Aggie. Then you could be Kim and Aggie! (Not that I think you spend your life cleaning other people's houses, I just couldn't think of another double act with a Kim in it)

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  51. StephaniFebruary 21, 2011 at 10:52 AM

    I think you should name it Kadence with a K because you're enamored with Ks. Either that of King of (hair) Crap.

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  52. Wild Bluebonnets February 21, 2011 at 10:56 AM

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  53. Wild Bluebonnets February 21, 2011 at 10:56 AM

    Madonna

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  54. SarahFebruary 21, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    Pinkie, after the painting by Thomas Lawrence (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinkie_%28Lawrence_painting%29 ). I've had that painting over my bed since I was elementary school (with a short break during high school and college, but she returned). I also like that the woman in the painting shares my name (Sarah) :-)

    Or maybe after a pink flower, like primrose or azalea.

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  55. tiffanyFebruary 21, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    "Betsy"....that is what I named my car....That way you can say "whoa Betsy hold yer horses"...

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  56. UnknownFebruary 21, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    GiGi! (g g for glue gun! i call mine 'blister' for all the glue burns)

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  57. Jillian and ClaireFebruary 21, 2011 at 11:27 AM

    Either Gertrude (what an awesome name) or Kim, after yourself

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  58. NicoleFebruary 21, 2011 at 11:28 AM

    Flamingo, Bubblgum or Rose...
    Nicole Timm
    barbernikki@aol.com

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  59. JillFebruary 21, 2011 at 11:42 AM

    How about Hilda? Sounds like a strapping, hard working name, doesn't it?

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  60. TawnyFebruary 21, 2011 at 11:55 AM

    Elvira because she's hot and mysterious :P

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  61. UnknownFebruary 21, 2011 at 11:56 AM

    hmmmm....I'm thinking you should name it....

    ROXY!

    That way, you can say awesome things like...
    "Get em' foxy roxy"
    or
    "You Rock Roxy!"
    you know...stuff like that.

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  62. UnknownFebruary 21, 2011 at 12:00 PM

    Gladys. Gladys Glue Gun. Yep... I like it.

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  63. AliciaFebruary 21, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    I think "sassy" would be good :)

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  64. UnknownFebruary 21, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    Sticky Sara? Hot Stuff? How about Gluey B. Gooey? :)

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  65. KristyFebruary 21, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    We call my aunt Phyl, short for Phyllis. So you could still have her named "Phil" but the female version of "Phyl."

    Well she is a glue gun so you could have the female version of Elmer (like the school glue), Emma.

    She could also be Kay or Mary Kay because Mary Kay rewards their saleswomen with pink things that look like that.

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  66. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2011 at 12:40 PM

    For some reason "Petunia" popped into my head. But perhaps that's because I'm sick of the frozen tundra SE Idaho is right now and am dreaming of spring and pretty flowers.

    ;)

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  67. ~M~February 21, 2011 at 1:12 PM

    You always wanted your name to be a dot back in the good old days so why not dot! And if not that I love Rizzo or Sandee! Grease is a flippin classic!

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  68. Case and CoopFebruary 21, 2011 at 1:13 PM

    Pinky Lee. Grease quote: "To you from me, Pinky Lee!" :)

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  69. MistyFebruary 21, 2011 at 1:44 PM

    Felicia! (Must say it the way it is said on "The Mirror has Two Faces") It screams talent...of some sort!

    tmmoesser@yahoo.com

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  70. JoannaFebruary 21, 2011 at 2:04 PM

    How about Annie? As in "Annie get your (glue) gun"

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  71. ~RachelFebruary 21, 2011 at 2:32 PM

    I say Gertrude...Gertie for short.

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  72. aimee910February 21, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    How about Peg? Short for pegamento, which is glue in Spanish. And it's also the name of the saucy dog in Lady and the Tramp. A saucy, gluey name, for a glue gun that will be making saucy, gluey projects :)

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  73. Jennifer BurgettFebruary 21, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    What about just Pink...

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  74. Shayna @ Texas MonkeyFebruary 21, 2011 at 2:48 PM

    Pink Ladies from Greese popped in my head, I love Sandra Dee or Rizzo or my personal favorite Frenchy!

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  75. Emily LoveFebruary 21, 2011 at 3:06 PM

    First thing that popped in my head was Roxanne...

    Then that song started playing in my head...

    "Roxanne, you don't have to turn on the red light"

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  76. LaurenFebruary 21, 2011 at 3:31 PM

    Audrey (as in Audrey Hepburn)...classy, feminine, and timeless. I just love her and something about your glue gun made me think of her :)

    BTW Your glue gun is much more attractive than my old beat up orange and blue contraption. I can't even imagine what kind of name would be appropriate for it.

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  77. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    Tina...definitely Tina. :)

    My husband stole my cute little glue gun to do taxidermy work with!! YUK! Now, I'll have to get a new one...darn it. hee hee. :)

    ~Marci

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  78. abc123February 21, 2011 at 3:57 PM

    I haven't read through all the comments so this may have already been posted, but I would go with Aggie. I've seen you abbreviate the blog AGAAGG and when I thought about that, Aggie popped in my head.

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  79. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2011 at 3:59 PM

    Don't know why I came up as "anonymous". :( Something goofed when I tried to use my wordpress account. I'll try again...

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  80. biyasimadahagirdimFebruary 21, 2011 at 4:09 PM

    my sister says ; "pinky think-y " :)

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  81. UnknownFebruary 21, 2011 at 4:12 PM

    pink wand its pink and a wand does fix everything so her name should be PINK WAND lol love it

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  82. StephanieFebruary 21, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    sticky or sticky pink. how about hawt stick?

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  83. StephanieFebruary 21, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    or Gee Gee (for glue gun)

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  84. NellyFebruary 21, 2011 at 5:00 PM

    Pinky G came to my mind.

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  85. EdgyKFebruary 21, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    I love everyone's ideas...so here's mine that needs no explanation.

    Little BFF

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  86. UnknownFebruary 21, 2011 at 5:50 PM

    Peggy...? She looks like a Peggy to me.

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  87. KaceyFebruary 21, 2011 at 6:04 PM

    My first thought was along the lines of Lula, Luella...something Lu. (Glue. Lu. I dunno.)

    Then I remembered you love K. So...maybe Kassandra? That's what my friend calls me when I'm being sassy. And pink glue guns are sassy. (And you could call her Kass for short.)

    That's all I've got. :)

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  88. HayleyFebruary 21, 2011 at 6:17 PM

    "Sonofa" because that's what you want to say every time she burns you.

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  89. HeatherFebruary 21, 2011 at 6:18 PM

    Phyllis

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  90. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    Gertie Glue Gun. I had a bus driver growin' up and her name was Gertie. She had no teeth. Now, I just think it's funny. :)

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  91. That One GirlFebruary 21, 2011 at 6:24 PM

    What about Pinky... other than her literally being pink... you could be Pinky and the Brain!! :-D

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  92. MirandaFebruary 21, 2011 at 7:43 PM

    Glouise! Like louise but she is a glue gun so you gotta have the "glue" :)

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  93. BethFebruary 21, 2011 at 8:41 PM

    Natalia or Olga, I keep getting email from them asking me if I'd like to chat with them and possibly marry them...

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  94. Katy @ Live Laugh Love CraftFebruary 21, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    Talulah! Sounds like a great name for something pink and fabulous, if you ask me!

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  95. LisaFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:01 PM

    Shirley - because surely it will get the job done!

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  96. S. ChaffeeFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:59 PM

    Penelope is the first name that came to mind.

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  97. Caroline @ Artfully CarolineFebruary 21, 2011 at 10:03 PM

    Hehehe I'm thinking Dr Ruth ... It can fix thing with a bit of hot :D

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  98. heatherFebruary 21, 2011 at 10:15 PM

    LOL I was just thinking Dr Ruth! I was reading through all the entries to make sure it hadn't been taken just to find out it was taken by the person who commented just before me! Oh well!

    I also vote for Li'l Kim! That is hilarious!

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  99. CarlyFebruary 21, 2011 at 11:19 PM

    I vote for Burnie (I know a girl with that name)

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  100. UnknownFebruary 22, 2011 at 6:30 AM

    JoAnn or JoAnn Michaels

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  101. kimmersFebruary 22, 2011 at 6:54 AM

    Aphrodite 'cause you LOVE her so much!!!!

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  102. Kaci * Little Piles EverywhereFebruary 22, 2011 at 7:55 AM

    Louster. Becuase it has nothing to do with anything and it's fun to say. Say it. Louster.
    The first car I ever bought was Egon. I loved that car.

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  103. LizFebruary 22, 2011 at 8:38 AM

    Did you name her yet? How about Cleo? As in -Patra. Strong, able, and a little nuts.

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  104. UnknownFebruary 22, 2011 at 9:06 AM

    Ok sister...In honor of the girl we love to hate...the girl who stole our man...the girl who BURNED us because she stole Harrison...

    CALISTA...say it out loud...CAAALISSSSSTA...plus that's the sound it makes when it burns your fingers (I got a 2nd degree one 3 weeks ago that hasn't quite healed...)

    Or in honor of my Greekness...ροζ (pa-do-gg...soft "g" like in gigi)
    Gigi could work, too...

    Or if perhaps Swahili for pink? What is it? Say it with me....PINK.

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  105. Kandice McDermott PhotographyFebruary 22, 2011 at 10:03 AM

    Vicki and her glue-sticky. I know, corny. :-)

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  106. MichelleFebruary 22, 2011 at 4:13 PM

    You often call your blog AGAAGG. What about using the "AGG" (a glue gun) to name her? Something like Aggatha perhaps? Just a thought... there are so many cute ideas already :)

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  107. The Crafty Side Of LifeFebruary 22, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    How about "GLUria?"

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  108. The Crafty Side Of LifeFebruary 22, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    (As in Gloria)

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  109. Cupcake DessertFebruary 23, 2011 at 10:30 AM

    I now I'm late!! but i think her name is Bertha.. i dont know why lol

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  110. Cupcake DessertFebruary 23, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    oh oh.. or Stella...

    Stellaaaaaaaaaaaa Stellaaaaaaaa

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  111. SueAugust 14, 2011 at 7:07 PM

    How about Pearlie, as in the cartoon on Qubo. She is always trying to fix things or put things back together.

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