1.12.2011

my fingers are literally twitching

Literally.

I got a comment:

from anonymous (do you think it's the same one?  the simon of the crafting world)

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "etching":




Is it just me, or are some of your phrases really rude?
 
nope...can't be simon. He would dig the rude sayings.
 
Dear Anonymous,
thank you ever so much for the kind words. Oh wait. no. take that back.
 
thank you for taking YOUR valuable time to point out the obvious.
 
Yes, my sayings are rude. but I wouldn't say REALLY rude.
 
more like funny rude
 
and I will be accompanying my pan to any social events...so the people will know it's mine...and since they know me..no offense will be given (and I am not saying i'm rude...more like my sense of humor.)
 
I would also like to say a special thank you. Thanks for some new ammunition cause the candy corn was really getting old.
 
I would like to award you this:
 
wear it with pride.
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39 comments:

  1. Cassie BustamanteJanuary 12, 2011 at 12:47 PM

    oh anonymous, why you gotta be so mean?

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2011 at 12:48 PM

    Oh man. I can't believe that.

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  3. BrandyJanuary 12, 2011 at 12:52 PM

    Hhhaha. I love how you take it all in stride. Really, what else can you do?

    :D

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  4. Mama MooseJanuary 12, 2011 at 12:54 PM

    I just wanted to say that I loved your phrases! They were so cute and unique! Anonymous obviously doesn't have a sense of humor.

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  5. Sarah TakensJanuary 12, 2011 at 12:55 PM

    I wish anonymous would comment on me. I'd send them a step-dog stink bomb. Here's a link anonymous. Just to make it easier for your pea sized brain that doesn't understand the loving, humorous way kimbo jokes. Takens-tidbits.blogspot.com. Oh... And suck an egg while you're at it.

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  6. RebeccaJanuary 12, 2011 at 12:56 PM

    Oh, I would not refer to anonymous as "mean". Chicken is more like it. Anyone can post an anonymous message. I really like "This Is Not Your Pan" But, then again, someone with the name "Anonymous" might think it was theirs. Thank you anonymous, you made me laugh really hard!

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  7. CailínJanuary 12, 2011 at 12:59 PM

    LMAO! Hilarious.

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  8. Lisa | Her Beautiful MessJanuary 12, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    I like your pan etching!

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  9. Emily ShawJanuary 12, 2011 at 1:02 PM

    are you kidding me!?!?! I LOVE the phrases you use! AND I'm going to be using them myself! My friend gets married in April and I KNOW she'll love them! I think some people just don't understand your (and my!) type of humor and take it waaaay to seriously. Okay Anonymous...lighten up! Didn't your mother teach you that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all? And, why would you waste your precious time to put something negative on here at all? Just know that I love it!

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  10. Kris {The Freestyle Mom}January 12, 2011 at 1:10 PM

    Ah, yes. I've heard of the rare homo humorless sapiens, but have not had the pleasure of one commenting on my blog. You are one lucky gal!

    The thought of eating an entire pan of chocolate cake only to find the truth staring at me (If you can read this you ate too much) was almost enough to send me running to the craft store in my pajamas and Uggs with two nap-less kids in tow. I'm not crafty so it's infrequent that such a reaction takes place.

    I would die laughing if any of those sayings showed up under the layers of my next potluck. You're invited!

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  11. BizJanuary 12, 2011 at 1:13 PM

    Hahaha....I love your etching art....anon can get over it!
    Biz

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  12. Vanessa@Lovin-LifeJanuary 12, 2011 at 1:15 PM

    Haha oh annonymous, get a sense of humour already!

    I loved loved loved the sayings you did. I have since put it on my to do list and am stealing all of your 'rude' phrases. Hope you don't mind.

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  13. JenJanuary 12, 2011 at 1:25 PM

    I like your 'rude' phrases too, they had me laughing out loud this morning when I read your post.

    Anyone who wants to say negative things should really own up to their postings.

    p.s. I just may steal your phrases as I am just as paranoid as you about someone running off with my pan ;)

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  14. Trav and BrittJanuary 12, 2011 at 1:46 PM

    oh my goodness, this made me laugh HARD!!!! although i was a little confused as to what exactly was rude!!? i don't think you're rude, i just think you're funny! :) i have even showed some of your posts to my husband because i was laughing so hard! so cram it anonymous!

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  15. HeatherJanuary 12, 2011 at 1:50 PM

    hahahhahahha. Kimbo...you kill me. I love that you have an award for them. :)

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  16. RhiannaJanuary 12, 2011 at 1:52 PM

    Hahah Oh I love this, and I love YOU!

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  17. Amber MadduxJanuary 12, 2011 at 1:54 PM

    it's your blog write whatever floats your boat!!!

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  18. Teaching with GraceJanuary 12, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    I died laughing as I saw the title of this post... Here's something to make you smile.. I got a brand new glue gun today: with 2 (yes two) heat settings! Beautiful!! Can't wait to here the rest of this saga!

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  19. TINAJanuary 12, 2011 at 2:30 PM

    I THINK YOUR AMAZING! AND YOUR COMMENTS MAKE ME LAUGH!

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  20. PootleJanuary 12, 2011 at 2:32 PM

    Hilarious!! Well done you. Cheers for making me giggle this evening...again! I think your humour is spot on - my sense of humour is "funny rude" too! x

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  21. Hugs & Loves, ArielJanuary 12, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    love It

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  22. Mandy BeyelerJanuary 12, 2011 at 3:08 PM

    this is great!!

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  23. Leigh the sewing divaJanuary 12, 2011 at 3:10 PM

    fantastic!! lol

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  24. Tucker MomJanuary 12, 2011 at 3:11 PM

    Maybe the rude comment comes from someone who does not take meals into anyone sick, or having just had a baby. Maybe they never attend a pot luck dinner at a church event. I loved your comment and thought it was such a good idea. Can't please everyone.

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  25. UnknownJanuary 12, 2011 at 3:19 PM

    Bwahaha that's funny! I like you're approach to RUDE commentors!

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  26. ErinJanuary 12, 2011 at 3:20 PM

    I loved them! Keep up the good work!

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  27. AriJanuary 12, 2011 at 3:21 PM

    No Way! I loved the etchings. I thought they were very clever. I want to make some.

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  28. Elle-JayJanuary 12, 2011 at 3:58 PM

    I am a total blog stalker and I had to come out of hiding to say that you are hilarious! Thank you!!!

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  29. Tai BenderJanuary 12, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    Saw your comment on FB and marched over to see what was going on. That is hilarious! Not that "anonymous" left mean comments (that is obnoxious) but, that you left this post to tell her off! Good for you! Your pans are awesome by the way! They are not RUDE! Pyrex is important stuff. I think it is equally important to make sure people know it is not theirs. Like, "listen ladies! The casserole was super awesome and now it is gone so get your coveting eyes off of my pan!" I know some church ladies that would brawl over dishes...true story. LOL! ~tai @ taidye original

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  30. MeganJanuary 12, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    I loved your blog before, but I love it just a little more right now.

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  31. CitraJanuary 12, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    Geez, I think the Anonymous is someone who never return pans that was sent to him/her (by his/her very kind neighbours)
    If not, why the Anonymous need to comment "Really Rude" then ?
    Kimbo, if you don't want the RUDE Anonymous to put any comment on your blog, you can change the comment setting on your blogger
    Go, Kimbo, go !!

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  32. Mrs. Sassy Crafter (Fabi)January 12, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    you are so funny! some people take things too personal, just be you cause I think you are GREAT!

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  33. UnknownJanuary 12, 2011 at 6:26 PM

    Mr. (or Mrs.) Anonymous needs to get a sense of humor. Stat.

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  34. testing 1January 12, 2011 at 9:27 PM

    How did I miss that comment when I posted?

    Anonymous, if you don't like what you read, there is a little red box in the upper right corner of your screen and it gives you the magical ability to get rid of anything you don't want to look at on the Internet. Oh, and my name is Dawn @ Not Just A Mommy! just in case you wanted to know who has a beef with you.

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  35. LibbyJanuary 12, 2011 at 10:38 PM

    Hey great response(s)! Yeah, the one is rude-ish but it could be a generational thing (anonymous is older than me??). Would I put it in writing? no, but I'd say it!
    I love the whole concept of etching my glass pans...soo much better than a Sharpie & last name. I'll steal some of your lines (really like the pie & ate too much ones!) Another project for my brand-new Silhouette!
    Keep up the good work Kim!

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  36. daperfectmixJanuary 13, 2011 at 6:13 AM

    you are too funny! i love it!

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  37. KBooJanuary 14, 2011 at 11:24 AM

    Wow, I guess I'm rude too, cause I thought phrases were totally funny. Not in a rude way, lol.

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  38. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2011 at 5:00 PM

    Anonymous here. I stuck my foot in my mouth the other day. I am SO sorry about what I said and I hope it did not ruin your week. I think you are brilliant most of the time, funny, and your ideas are so great and original. I have have been a long time reader of your blog.

    You, and your wonderful readers have every right to be upset with me, I know I was the moment I hit send! The pans did seem rude, but who cares really, like you said, people who know you are the only ones that would see it, and they wouldn't be offended.

    Again, I am so sorry. If I could bring you a bouquet of flowers and make you a nice casserole, I would ;)

    I will no longer comment here, and you keep doing what you are doing.

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  39. Allison @ House of HepworthsApril 26, 2011 at 12:31 PM

    OMG bawahahahaha best button ever.

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