Dear Jill

yes you. the one who left me a comment with this link

http://www.ihategreenbeans.com/

I love you. forever and ever.

If you are a fan of this....

you have got to go read this blog

you will laugh

hard

like you might need to buy some depends  before you click over.

to funny.  insanely.

I have always had opinions about this show...

like how hard is it to be funny and perfect in costa rica

or sitting in a mansion with nothing better to do than to do your nails, wax body parts and sit by the pool while you wait for a date.

I have always thought that the dates should be more along the lines of

*babysitting 7 kids

*trying to do bills with a budget (yeah, i'm sure the bachelor would be delighted to know just how much money all that waxing could cost him )

* Or schedule a date around a football game that the bachelor is dying to see.

just a little more realistic  than the life is bliss let's take a ride in a helicopter then eat choc dipped strawberries on top of mount everest dates.

and FYI-- I could never go on the bachelor--I can't swim. I would be zilch fun. I would sit in my life jacket on the boat reading the martha magazine.  (not to mention the fact that my "ha ha's" would never compare to those of the other girls no matter how many victoria secret bras I buy)

oh, and i'm married...but the above reasons is what is really stopping me from trying out!