new years resolutions...

this year. i will resolve to actually do my new years resolutions....

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and so i will make them super duper easy.

like...

i WILL resolve to get over 3,000 pins on pinterest....

I also resolve to cook dinner AT least once a week.

I resolve to only say curse words at my husband and/or a craft that is not behaving. and maybe when i stub my toe cause it hurts like the dickens.

I resolve to eat chocolate for breakfast. and maybe lunch.

I resolve to play more board games.

I resolve to never do laundry again.

(this is NOT my house.)

I resolve to get more sleep

and to teach my daughter how to run the dvr so i can get more sleep.

such a lady....lifting her dress up so she doesn't get it dirty...

I resolve to make out with my husband more....

and my boyfriend.

I resolve to quit telling my husband i have a boyfriend on the side.

I resolve to put actual clothes on at least four twice a week

I resolve to write more thank you notes (and ACTUALLY mail them instead of having them sit on top of the tv until i threw them away with shame)

I resolve to figure out this silhoueete...

I resolve to learn how to spell silhouetete.

I resolve to CRAFT MORE!

(my *real* resolutions involve dentist, pap smear, and all that fun jazz...that's why i'm sticking to the first list.)

what's your new years resolution?