oh goodie...more about me...

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anyone that wants to play along is welcome to it! it's super fun. i actually NEVER get sick of talking about myself....

1. Be Rich or Famous? Rich, Haven’t you heard the song from Lady Gaga about the paparazzi…no thanks.

2. Have an amazing Shoe collection or an amazing Makeup collection? Makeup….I need it more than shoes.

seriously..how much is botox?

3. Be able to Sing or be able to Dance?

Or more appropriately….american idol, or so you think you can dance? I want them both…I think I can dance but my husband has not so kindly informed me that I can not dance (not so much by his words, but more in the form of side gut hurting, rolling on the floor laughing) and every time I sing, my son tells me he is getting a “headache”…and he’s 5.

4. Receive a bouquet of Flowers or a box of Chocolates?

Really, this one is easy. Flowers die…chocolates sits on your hips
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Chocolate it is.

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5. Go without Brushing your teeth for a year or go without Washing your hair for a year?

Ew…gross. Neither. For reals. I’m a girl….I can’t even go a 3 days without shaving my legs.


6. Drink Coffee or Tea? Neither. I’m an H2O kinda girl. that's how i do.

7. Converse or Stilettos? Converse..I wish I was a stiletto girl…cause they are so hot...

but alas….comfort is me

my fav pair of shows are ratty old shoes that have holes in them...

8. Be a Fairy or a Mermaid? Not a huge fan of water or wearing a bikini….so fairy it is…

9. Have your dream House or your dream Car? HOUSE no question. I drove a lynx in high school…I have no shame.

(not my car...but looks really familiar)

10. Ask or Answer? Answer. (does that make me vain…it’s not cause I like to talk about myself….I just can never think of things to ask…so then there is this awkward silence….

(seriously. my husband has even started coaching me. i'm really shy in real life.)

11. Laugh or Smile? Laugh. I love to “lol”

Dear office,

I love you.
That’s what she said.

Love, me

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cut and paste except change out office for: cougar town, friends, seinfeld, who's line, parks and rec, modern family, big bang, scrubs, that 70's show, gilmore girls........


12. Would you rather skip Christmas or skip your Birthday? Rar. Birthday. But it would be a sacrifice…I drag it out for a whole week….and I get to use the excuse, ”it’s my birthday you have to do it…or I don’t have to do it , it’s birthday week…” I suck it dry.


13. See a movie at the Theater or at Home? Do I have to pay a babysitter? Do I get treats at home? Can I wear my pjs?


14. Spend or Save? Wish it was save….I’m a spender. I have good intentions…but then I go to joanns….

15. Have a picnic at the Park or on the Beach? Um. I have never had a beach picnic…but I imagine there would be a lot of sand.
maybe that is where SANDwiches started. hmmm..i'm going to google that.




thanks wikipedia....
It was named after John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, an 18th-century English aristocrat, although he was neither the inventor nor sustainer of the food. It is said that he ordered his valet to bring him meat tucked between two pieces of bread, and because Montagu also happened to be the Fourth Earl of Sandwich, others began to order "the same as Sandwich!"^[4] It is said that Lord Sandwich was fond of this form of food because it allowed him to continue playing cards, particularly cribbage, while eating without getting his cards greasy from eating meat with his bare hands



hmm...i like my version better.


 (and don't you ever say you didn't learn something new here on agaagg....)