kitty cats and airplanes passed this on to me...
15 things you never needed to know about me
serious. we are going to get AGAAGG unPLUGGED!
ignore the hickey. really.
1.I have an obsession with board games....okay...ALL games. (but not video games!)
2. I have one request when I turn 30. I want my husband to pick all the marshmallows out of my marshmallow maties so I can have an ENTIRE bowl of marshmallows.
3. I have no gall bladder.4. I own one pair of shoes that do NOT slip on. (and I have a LOT of shoes)
(my favorite shoes...they have holes...but so comfortable. comfort is important)
5. I can't swim..float but I don't think that really counts...
but it's okay cause there aren't a whole lot of places to swim around these parts
and if there were ...it would be to freezing too..
6. a bird once flew down and hit me in the head.
(just like elaine. I don't think my head is abnormally large or anything)
and yes muffin tops are the best part.
(it's bad...I will be listening to something on the radio and try to go back.)
8. I am thinking of starting a petition to have a tripled stuffed oreo
i'm not a dunker. no milk. straight oreo.
9. I have one contact...that I never wear. (only one eye is bad) makes me feel lopsided.
10. Pentel RsVP in medium is my favoritest pen to write with...although I love me a new sharpie.
11. This blog was going to be called "Myhusbandthinksthisisdumb.blog"
i typed husbands are dumb in google. i thought this one was awesome.
dear karl,
I own LOTS of spray paint in VARIETIES of colors.
just saying...
love, kim
12. i have a strict rule with my paper towels. Like they may be used for
A. windex
B. greasy foods
C. to cover things that splash in the microwave.
and I literally had to have a "talk" with my sister in law when she spilled some water and pulled over about 10 paper towels (i hyperventilated)
13. I do this weird thing where I rub my hands together when I am cold and/or excited. I also do a little spirit finger action too. it's weird. It's a battle I fight every day. my husband CONSTANTLY makes fun of me...then we get in the car three days ago and my husband rubs his hands together (doesn't make the noise I make) but still. i'm rubbing off on the kid.
14. I have a very big OBSESSION with quotes. i have three quote books...(one I started in junior high) a pinterest board with just quotes...i made that chalkboard frame to write a daily quote on....I love them. love love love lvoelveoelveeolvelevovleovelvoevle.
if you have a fav quote leave it in the comments!!!!! you know..feed the addiction!
15. um. i can not share gum. no suckers...even my husbands (who I kiss face with.)
BUT. i can share my husband's toothbrush.
explain that one to me.
if there is anything about agaagg that you are dying to know...ask away.
My Favorite Quote:
ReplyDelete"When entering life's bathrooms, always check for toilet paper"
Love your blog by the way!!!
Friends Trivia?! And I thought my game board collection was a little over the top!
ReplyDeleteThis was fun to read. #7 the whole dvr radio thing..ya i do the same thing..someone really needs to come up with one of those for the radio! I will sign your petition for the tripple stuffed oreos. I love oreos and have been craving them but im trying to not give in...(diet..bleh) I love quotes too! I started my own notebook of them when I graduated high school.
ReplyDeleteThe front of my book says: " Only as high as I reach can I grow, only as far as I seek can I go, Only as deep as I look can I see, only as much as I dream can I be."
This is just a few from inside it:
"Normal is only a setting on your washer." ~ Friends mom
" Choice not chance determines ones destiny"
"Turns out my knight in shinning armor was an idiot in tinfoil"
"women are like teabags, you never know how strong they really are until you put them in hot water"
Hope some of these are new to you!
Oh! And quote love: I have a gold band ring I wear everyday that has "Action is the energy that make my dreams reality" engraved on the inside.
ReplyDeletehahaha I love this, I agree with number 1 in fact you should give me an address and I will send you some board games that I have (I have them twice!!!), 3 I dont have a gall bladder either, 5 not even for my life =(, 7,8, 14 I love quotes dont keep a book but now you gave me an idea! Hey Kim we are practically sisters from another mother hahahahahaha well at least we are sisters on Christ =)...Have a great weekend!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun post! I agree with you on the Oreos and the paper towels! I thought I was the only one with a paper towel thing!
ReplyDeleteI actually just did a printable with my favorite quote! (Had to do SOMETHING while blogger was down...)
http://kittycatsandairplanes.blogspot.com/2011/05/words-of-wisdom-2.html
oh I forgot to leave my quote "Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world" Marilyn Monroe
ReplyDelete"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new."
ReplyDeleteAlbert Einstein
I love love that you do jazz hands. Oh and by the way,
ReplyDelete"Cheerleaders are dancers. Who have GONE RETARDED."
Can we play Rummikub together when I see ya?
I'm also sans gallbladder, (Isn't broccoli the WORST?!?) and I have the same rule with paper towels.
ReplyDelete~K
Dude Kimbo you and your hickey, that is so funny, lol.
ReplyDeleteAlso I can so relate to hyperventilating over paper towels, I freak, and don't even buy them anymore, that solves thats problem, he he.
Love quotes too, they are addicting!!!
Comfy shoes, yup all the way.
Loved learning some new things about you girl.
Have a wonderful day mama.
Also if you get a chance, hope you can come over to see how I make the EASIEST chicken curry ever, using rotisserie chicken, and enter to win your own MAGIC Chicken Curry Mix.
Hugs, Bella :)
Here's a quote..."I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either"
ReplyDeleteThis post made me chuckle! Thanks!
Okay, so I have #3, 7 and 14 in common with you. A really good quote site I found is quotegarden.com (if you don't already know about it-which I'm sure you might).
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OMG I go around collecting saying too! Especially funny ones!
ReplyDeleteIf I have to choose between the lesser of two evils, I will choose the one I haven't tried yet! < Mae West
You can't have everything...where would you put it? << not sure where that came from?
God is a comedian, playing to an audience too scared to laugh! << not sure who said it. But funny!
We teach others how to treat us.<<<< Dr.Phil (so true)
I just have to say, that I have one contact too!! I don't ever wear it-in fact the last time I had my eye appointment I asked for a blank because it feels SO strange to just wear one!
ReplyDeleteI appreciated learning about you! :) Thanks for the fun...
first of all, loved reading all of it...you have a great sense of humor and if you and I lived close to each other, I think we would be friends!!!
ReplyDeleteI love this quote: "A journey of a thousand miles began with a single step"
if you post more answers to comment questions, please add another post!!
xoxoxxo
Love quotes as well! I made a quote coffee table book, you can check it out here
ReplyDeleteToo funny about the paper towels!
I thought I was the only person on the planet to own the FRIENDS Trivia game!! I'm o-b-s-e-s-s-e-d with FRIENDS!!
ReplyDeleteThe quote thing...I'm right there with ya. Love me some quotes. The ones I try to remember often are:
"Worrying is like sitting in a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but gets you nowhere." (can't remember where I heard that one)
"Never be conceited. Just think highly of yourself." (one I made up)
"Because I said so!" No, wait, that's just something I say often.
hahaha! love that car covered in woman revenge. too cool. i have lots of spray paint too. i better not EVER need it!!;)
ReplyDeleteYOURS, MINE AND OURS
My grandmother's advice to my mom when she was a teenager: "Never chase a man or a train. There's always another one coming."
ReplyDeleteWeird...but I TOTALLY needed that right now! Especially that quote...you can do anything, but not everything! I am going to paint that on my ceiling! Thanks for brightening this moment I didn't think I could get through! :)
ReplyDeleteone of my favorite quotes ... my yw leader told me this on my wedding day ... almost 17 years ago ...
ReplyDelete"sex is like going to church. sometimes it takes a lot of effort to get there, but you're never sorry you went."
Wait! Explain to me the paper towel thing . . . you didn't want her to use the paper towels? Why? I must know! LOL
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is:
ReplyDelete"All the trials will be over in the end, if your trials are not over, it is not the end."
Can't remember who said that, but it was written up during a test in high school. Have always loved it since.
I have a solution to your #2! Here is a site that sells BAGS of just the marshmallows!!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cerealmarshmallows.com/default.aspx
LOL Have fun!
ps. WHY do you have a hickey?? LOL
Ah HA! I totally agree with the OREO! I do that to my oreos ALL the time!!! I leave those extra oreo ends layin' around everywhere.
ReplyDeleteAnd one of my favorite quotes (since I first heard it at around 16-ish) is:
"She was not made of head to top him, not out of his feet to be trampled upon by him; but out of his side to be equal with him, under his arm to be protected by him, and near his heart to be loved." (may not be word for word) -which I thought was by a classic theologian, whose name escapes me; so I googled it, and it is all over the net, attributed to many different people (and without the ending, as if equality was the only point), but mostly stated as unknown author... now I do wish I could think of the name so I could look it up! Now that is going to bug me. ...Forever. Since you collect quotes, maybe you already know?
I wish we could play the Friends game together ...love it!
ReplyDeleteI dont have a gall bladder either..
mine was removed 5 years ago..
My fav quotes-
All children are gifted...some just open their packages sooner rather than later.
and
Different not less!
Fav quote: "Two year olds are like blenders with the top off." Jerry Seinfeld
ReplyDeleteHow true is that!?!
I think a crumpled newspaper page works better than a paper towel when it comes to cleaning mirrors and windows. Go figure. That might save you a few more!
ReplyDeleteSeriously?! You have referenced two of my favorite movies in the past couple of days: Bring it on and So I Married an Axe Murderer (my favorite movie of ALL TIME). You are my favorite.
ReplyDeleteHere's my favorite quote ever from my mom: "suck it up"
~Hannah